I'm almost 17 and haven't been able to score a better job than a fecking cook at a local fast food joint.
What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates.
I'd get the feck out of this town if I could actually drive too, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken.
I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker fecking hates my guts.
I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart, and a gorgeous southern bell.
I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friendzoned real hard.
She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged.
I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me.
And what makes this all fecking worse is that I live in a fecking pineapple under the sea.